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Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts

Lazy Sunday

Bookends.


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On the way to a Penguins game one day earlier this year, we realized we didn't have any dollar bills -- which we'd need to ride the T up to the arena. I ended up in a Petsmart looking for something cheap to break a larger bill. I walked out with a handful of dollar bills and a rattling furry mouse toy.

The toy has since lost its tail but -- miraculously -- the eyes, nose and ears remain. (I've lived with cats my entire life; I know those little plastic and felt additions usually last all of a week.) What surprised me further, though, was that Mitsy is thoroughly attached to this toy. She will carry it around the house and sing and coo at it -- or toss it about and yell. And if you shake it, she'll come running. (She never actually does anything once she's there. She just sits prettily and stares up at you, as if supervising.) I suppose it's as close as anything will ever come to a teddy bear for a cat.

We call him Ratticus.



Of course, what surprised me the other day, when I came home with a new litter box (big enough for our very big Buddy cat) and an impulse-purchase cat toy -- a catnip bee that squeaks when it senses motion or impact -- is that Buddy latched onto it almost instantly. Understand, Buddy doesn't play with cat toys. He plays with pen caps and pieces of plastic and his eternal favorite, twist ties, but he doesn't play with cat toys.

But he plays with Tweety Bee. Maybe this will be his Ratticus.



Things I learned yesterday.

  • A man coming on to a woman is one thing. A man who holds a copy of the keys to the woman's apartment coming on to her, however, adds a whole 'nother level of scary to the equation.

    What disturbs me the most is that when my husband related that his coworker -- who also lives in our apartment complex -- has also had a history of harassment from the landlord, I felt relieved. WTF? The reasoning, I think, is that if he's done it to someone else and they were never physically assaulted, that means I don't have to worry too much about it either. But I know even that is iffy. And either way, I shouldn't be happy that someone else has gone through the same thing. Blech.

  • When we got on the trolley/subway/train ("the T") last night, all the seats were taken -- we weren't the only ones heading to the Penguins game. I am loathe to ask people for any sort of assistance when I'm out in public, because it opens me up to questioning that I don't particularly want to deal with. So I figured, you know, it's just a quarter hour worth of standing, it won't be pleasant but I should be able to manage.

    Little did I know that it's not just being upright on one's own two feet: it's holding on to the rail (holding my arms in any unnatural position for too long is painful) and keeping one's feet planted on the ground. Every time the train stopped, started, lurched, turned, or hit a bump, it meant a serious effort to stay upright and not go crashing into some other poor passenger nearby. And it was seriously hard on me, particularly that one arm, and all up and down the backs of my legs.

    The suckiest part is that I then had to walk uphill about a mile to the arena, and then try to maintain my balance on a wet cement "bench" while trying to get a decent view through the people and trees in front of me. I emptied a small handful of pain killers into my bag before we left, and there were only two halves left by the time I got home. And I woke up with an awful headache this morning, that I'm still trying to fight off.

  • Gas is expensive...


    ... no, seriously:



    This same station has before advertised their gas at $2.09 when the prevailing price was just a few cents above three dollars: they were obviously going for $2.99. That was the most tightly-packed gas station I've ever seen -- and I lived in California my first twenty years.

  • I had a bit of a realization on the way home last night. Stress and pain are irrevocably intertwined, we know. I've never been able to pinpoint a recognizable pattern of correlation in my own life, though. Until I paid attention to how I reacted to point no. one above: I pretty much fell into a slump, blank and depressed emotionally, slow and devoid of any energy physically. This is very common for me as a reaction to any stressor.

    And now that I think of it, I know I've read on adrenal fatigue (?) -- essentially, in chronic pain patients, the body compensates for the effect of the "extra" pain with adrenaline, but after overproducing for too long, the system becomes fatigued -- and when traditional "fight-or-flight" situations are encountered, the body just sort of shuts down. Whatever the merits of the condition itself*, that's certainly a fair description of what happens to me when I face very stressful situations -- I just shut down, not only emotionally but physically as well. It pretty much lasts as long as it takes for me to be able to clear the worry from my head.

    In fact, it's rather similar in function to a panic attack. What's different are the symptoms experienced.
*Ugh, I know I started the "alternative takedown" thing here, and I'm still not entirely happy with people who push scam treatments on people who are desparate or disillusioned enough to try anything. But I don't think scorn should be directed toward the people who are suffering with problems that their doctors can't (or won't) diagnose, for whom traditional means of treatment prove ineffective. These are people who are navigating the world they live in as best they can. If there is judgment to be given, a better focus would be the practitioners who push ineffective treatment on people for profit.

Monday Family Blogging

Husband and child, so to speak.

Husband was lying down next to Buddy in the same position: tummy up, back legs splayed, front paws held up to one's chest begging-style, staring up wide-eyed but vacantly into the air.

He wouldn't let me take a picture of the two of them like that. Spoilsport.

Hah

I gotta say, I respect my new geographical neighbors. The national media was working itself up into a lather about Obama's remarks about working-class Pennsylvanians, and then it turned out that, here in actual non-Philly PA (those same voters about whom Obama was talking), nobody gives a shit. I hope all of these pundits who pride themselves on being "in touch" with the average Joe down here on the ground (who is lucky to count unpaid vacation days among his benefits, much less owning his own vacation home) feel the sweet, sweet sting of pwnage.

And just now, my husband emails me this:

Politics stops at the water's edge -- even if that water's frozen, apparently.

About 57,000 more households in the Pittsburgh region tuned in to watch the Penguins beat up on the Ottawa Senators than tuned in to see two senators (Obama and Clinton) beat up on each other in the Democratic presidential debate, according to Nielsen Media Research.

The hockey game played in 175,000 -- or 23 percent -- of all households in the Pittsburgh metro market, while the blame game played in 118,000 households -- or 14 percent of the market, according to Nielsen.

Pittsburghers know better than to think that debates moderated by TV "journalists" are worth anybody's time. They neither inform nor edify; they aren't entertaining; they have nothing to do with our actual lives. We'd rather you broadcast ol' Sax Guy playing the Addams Family tune on a two-hour looop than watch a couple of blowhards play the same old tired gotcha game with two politicians who'd be better served catching a few hours of much-needed sleep.

We're too smart for you, o MSM. Neener neener.

Penguins 4-0 Shutout Redux


YESSSSS

But I have to say...

Why the 'stache, Sid? Whyyyyyyy???

Interlude

Surely Pittsburgh sports fans will recognize Sax Guy.

(my own photo, thankyouverymuch)

Hi, Sax Guy!

I look forward to a Pirates season full of Pink Panther melodies walking the bridge over the Allegheny River.

I just don't understand

Our neighbors to the left kept their air conditioner in their window all winter. For the last two days, they've had it running nonstop.

When I walked outside today, I noticed the neighbors downstairs have their a/c installed and running as well.

It's been a beautiful upper 60s/lower 70s for the last week or so. It's gorgeous outside. It's refreshingly comfortable inside with the windows open and the ceiling fans on low.

Why drag out the a/c now? Summer will be long and humid enough -- I'd rather not live like it's summer for any longer than I have to.

I have decided

someday, I will own a hedgehog.

In brief..... quite perfect

I could cure my pain by steeping myself in tea.

No doubt these sorts of alternative remedies offer comfort to those suffering, and this in particular is tamer than most (which is why I post it with a smile). Any remedy, however, that announces itself via press release, and makes grand, wide-reaching claims of importance while lean on supporting evidence, deserves a critical look.



It's a shame video can't be clipped, framed and hung in the hallway quite the same way.

Did I mention?

What my eye spied stopped on Route 19 headed to PetSmart for cat food?


That takes dedication like whoa.

My guess is SEX4MEBUTNOT4U didn't fit on the vanity plate.

Wednesday LOLCat Blogging

Hee!

Awwww, how cute.

Windows Live Writer's spell check doesn't know what to do with the word "fuck."

SUCCESS

Buddy tea-toe-dipping.

Cat Vlogging

I caught Buddy drinking out of my tea this morning. The cup was almost empty, so I didn't really mind, but I moved the cup under a shelf on my desk so that he couldn't drink out of it directly.

Buddy responded by ever-so-cautiously dipping his paw into the cup, then drawing it out and licking the tea off his toes.

I couldn't manage to get him to repeat it on video, but almost...



(ETA: I managed to catch him doing it with the camera, but it's on the xD card, which I have no way of transferring files from. Dammit! It's such a cute video!)